la vie est belle
+ D E S C R I P T I O N

im sooooo fab

im blonde

im skinny

im rich

and im a little bit of a BITCH


My sister got a microscope for her birthday


getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything

(via lindsaylohoean)


why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

(via fahbulus)


"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via inthehistoryofever)


can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via urbran)



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy


astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(via gnarlygnat)


This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via austrulian)